Sleep Sleep Sleep

Ergh, I'm either ill, or becoming ill . Sleeping all day and night and then being bored during my wake. I can't even really be arsed to write anythin on this but fuck it, somethin to do eh. haha

Dance Dance Dance

Something that I'm not proud to tell people, but when i was a child I used to get in a bucket and play in the sewer la laa la

Cruel World

RIP Bernhard Mair. Known by many, feared by some, forget me not!
(Bernhard Mair is not dead, for unknowledgeable people, he is merely stranded in Austria)

Ok so this is my first post in quite a long time..this is due to several contributing factors.. 1. My laziness, 2.the fact that not much really happens, 3.ermm
So I'm still imagining how good it'd be if i updated more often so that people can feign a little interest, or give me some pointers as to why everyone says I look like a black bloke whos going bald or something.
So anyway, a quick recap is probably in order, christmas was pants, new years was so-so and today was pretty tame. I've recently broken up with my so called on-off girlfriend, it wasn't exactly kissy huggy snuggle bums like old Jim's, but it'll still take a bit of a fixer up'er and a few more weeks till I'm fully cured and able to walk properly again. On the brightside, it opens me back up to the worlds market, (however competive prices seem to be against me! noo. ) So i'm prolly better off... and at least 4 love songs more inspired! haha

interludeever wondered what i look like on the toilet?
alas, no longer..

Now that Berns trasmutated into Chris the mornings seem a whole lot louder and more so riddled with metal, and the once pleasant bird chatter coupled with berns yodaling practices, has been replaced by what I can only visualise as big sweaty meat heads splicing guns with guitars and congregating in my ear canal for my own personal enjoyment. fun fun. Well, at least chris doesnt wear laderhosen...or however the ass you spell em!
Went out for Japanese society the other night, was prolly the best one I've been to..not because of the usual enthralling group of japanese enthusiasts, but rather the end to the evening was a little more...appealing to me than my usual, 'why did i wear clean underwear' homeward stumble. hahaha.. I just found that funny. thats how fucking cool I am, to be able to laugh at my own jokes! indeed. Thats almost as cool as when i imagined charlies pugglewiff flatmate might be an alien! hahaha
I dunno' wot else to talk about now...looking forward to finishing this essay by the deadline so I can recontinue my Zelda completion campaign.yes yes.
Remind me to update again will ya guys! tanktank. love from joel, age unspecified...xxx

Dedicated to Ellie...

Topic of the day : My unbeknownst betrayal

Word of the day : Phallic

Top trumpet

So after many years of wandering I finally decided to add a new post to this ever diminished blog.
And this post is the introduction of the 'Jamie card' a greatly sort after item, especially on the black markets of the world.

Name: James Kenyon
Age: 22
Nationality: English ...possibly Welsh or Japanese
Languages Spoken: English, Engrish,Japanese, Chinese.
Hobbies: Fighting, nampaing, sleeping with Colin.

Jim

'Boku Steeeve'

Jim as he sees himself

'Mankou ga suki desu'

Jim as everyone else sees him

'Sumimasen, okama dessssu'

STRENGTH: 50

MAGIC: 20

SPEED: 50

NAMPA STRENGTH: 100

JAP ABILITY: 90

DRINKING STAMINA: 80

GAYNESS: 20

P.S.O Rating: HUNTER

Okama deeeeessu!!!!

Haha, so my time in Japan is ebbing slowly towards departure back to shitville...and I`m kinda looking forward to it, even though I`m loving Japan! Each week I wait for the go-ahead from Jim, telling me we`re heading out to Roppongi in order to release some steam (this being getting drunk and acting like `hoorigans` haha. But its fun and funny non-the- less. A brief stop over in kyoto saw the acquisition of my friends katana...as well as several other contraband items! haha. Also a trip to tokyo tower enlightened my towards the fact that all the hot japanese girls tend to work in the service industry...for some random reason. lol. On my travels I`ve come across many a beauty, be they japanese, american and yes, even french! Also been watching a decent amount of senseless television and the invention of a new word `schwank` has helped pass by the spare minutes when the tv becomes too senseless..hahaha. So after a few visits to porn shops, internet cafes...and about 10 millions macdonalds and the odd `colonels` or pizza hut...I feel like I`m almost becoming used to the Japanese way of life! hahahaha...thats right:P

So I leave this kind message with the people of Japanese origin.....why the fuck do u eat squid!? what possesses u to do such a thing!?!

lol

Topic of the day: My aching gut after squid consumption

Word of the day: Schwank haha

Yo guys!!

Been a while since I updated, I've been way too busy digging for big stones in my back garden so I can sell 'em in order to afford my trip to Japan...which is finally set in motion! woo. Will be headin' out on the 4th with a random mate from Focus who I conned into quitting in order to have a travel companion.hahaha. Unluckles Focus, they've just lost like 6 employees over the past week...no fault of mine I might add! lol. Well, actually it was me who got the ball rolling in a few peoples cases..but that's to be kept on the sly in case I need a job when I get back. ho ho.
So anyways, I'm sticking around for a month so hopefully I'll get to travel a bit round Japonland and get to renshu suru my Japanese a tod...which definately needs the practice!!! Apart from that plannin' that, I been working my legs off trying to save up some capital, playing a bit of geetar in prep for next year when me and chris make it big, and going to see bands! woo. Went to the download festival last week...was fucking awesome, camping in a sketchy tent, suffering from hayfever, shitting in a trough, watching loads of bands and getting fucking wasted! what could be better eh! heh heh.
I'll try update this shitty blog again soon, I just have a bit of a lack of time to spare atm! lol
Take care minna-san. I'll speak soon eh!
Ja mata!!
(wow this blog was actually informative!)

Phonetical shennanigans

Had a well savage dream earlier in which I thought I'd swallowed my tongue to which I woke up gasping for air(probably been chewing on my hand while sleeping or something)...lol, yeah and then I had a bit of a respiratory attack, which is pretty scary...and made me feel a bit like I was choking on a weasel...Nice ....so for the next like 3 hours I was actually well worried about swallowing my tongue(it feels so possible!lol) so I google'd it and that put my mind at ease. Lol. So after my incomprehensible ability to worry myself bald, i decided I might try and do some phonetics revI3n (as my earlier attempt with christine and jimbalina in the library had fallen prey to our lack of motivation and greater interest in the pointless matters of other stuff). Well, think I'm getting along swimmingly with it now, however, only time will tell! Last exam tomorrow - bitchin'...think I'll have a birthday wonker afterwards! ho ho ho


Topic of the day : Breathless voiced plosive fricative at the anal point of articulation

Word of the day : Uvular



Anyone remember this nostalgic moment? ha ha ha