Eat 'Dis!

Upon closer examination of my anus it was infact still there....and so now i can report the most astonishing thing that happened to me today!! I woke up only to discover a most unfortunate circumstance had arisen, it would appear that despite all my best intentions and hopes, I had become hungry. It was at that moment I made the difficult descision of eating dinner.
It's my due belief that people should eat dinner everyday, thus to stave off any unfortunate implosive accidents...of their lungs...and bodies.

Soon I'll learn how to nail pictures onto this blog thing...then u can see what I'm on about first hand, as I'm sure you're all eager to witness the contents of my toilet from a joel-view perspective!
However, today I leave you kind folks with this dilemma..
If God wanted us all to be happy....then why aren't I wolverine?


Topic of the day : toilet observation

Word of the day : barometer