Male pattern spasmness

Haha, after my hair accident yesterday, the one that spawned a nice blonde looking head dwelling apparition...I felt it my civil duty to go the length, and make it into a full on cataclysm. So anyways...you guys can enjoy that tomorrow! ho ho.
Once, again, my day consisted of sleeping and doing shat-all else. Oo I've got a dodgey eye that's all red and fucked up...That'll be todays highlight i think! ..Breaking news...Joels got fucked up eyes!!!...Whats new? haha, ciao


Topic of the day : Red eyed wonder

Word of the day : aaaaaaardvark