Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Quite a nice wee..


Today, we drank some cider ,went to lecture, and then something amazing happened!!! We all went for a massive piss!! Oh can you feel the unification in the air! I'm just curious as to whether Ol' Ken sussed on that Bern was a tad pissed, after all the errors he was telling me to make...and spelling his name wrong, which didn't happen, but woulda' been hella' funny!! hahaha. Oh the little things in life definately keep me amused. I'm trying to study Chinese at the moment...but when ever i begin to use more than 75 brain cells, my brain switches to standby mode(i fall asleep). Thats the problem when you suffer from serious facial spasms such as me. dshfuhsdfu...that was one just then.
Well I'm off to try and fit this bloody cactus up my nose.
Don't lose any sleep over this eh!


Topic of the day : Urinal discharge

Word of the day : Copulation

4 Comments:

Blogger Cutetwirler said...

I came home, drank some wine, got pissed, fell asleep, missed the lecture, revised chinese and drank some more wine.

damn.

12:40 PM  
Blogger Chojin said...

FU CHINESE!¬!!!!

shotgun is the only way to go.

1:19 AM  
Blogger Global Bernie said...

I drank cider, went to Japanese, drank some lager, talked the talk, walked the walk home went to sleep and must have snored a good deal. And didn't revise Chinese at all.
honk!!

7:08 AM  
Blogger Cutetwirler said...

Joel smells of Beef.

Update already!

1:38 AM  

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