Okama deeeeessu!!!!

Haha, so my time in Japan is ebbing slowly towards departure back to shitville...and I`m kinda looking forward to it, even though I`m loving Japan! Each week I wait for the go-ahead from Jim, telling me we`re heading out to Roppongi in order to release some steam (this being getting drunk and acting like `hoorigans` haha. But its fun and funny non-the- less. A brief stop over in kyoto saw the acquisition of my friends katana...as well as several other contraband items! haha. Also a trip to tokyo tower enlightened my towards the fact that all the hot japanese girls tend to work in the service industry...for some random reason. lol. On my travels I`ve come across many a beauty, be they japanese, american and yes, even french! Also been watching a decent amount of senseless television and the invention of a new word `schwank` has helped pass by the spare minutes when the tv becomes too senseless..hahaha. So after a few visits to porn shops, internet cafes...and about 10 millions macdonalds and the odd `colonels` or pizza hut...I feel like I`m almost becoming used to the Japanese way of life! hahahaha...thats right:P

So I leave this kind message with the people of Japanese origin.....why the fuck do u eat squid!? what possesses u to do such a thing!?!

lol

Topic of the day: My aching gut after squid consumption

Word of the day: Schwank haha